Some more Quickdraw McDraw beating my chest at "theory/theorists" this morning...

From Baudrillard Studies:

Jean Baudrillard is among the most important theorists of our time. He has been employing theory to challenge the real for many years.

Well, have fun, Guy! But whatever you do, don't get outside and take a walk and put your fucking hands on the bark of a tree or in soil upturned by some lowly farmer who doesn't know what the fucking Sorbonne is and doesn't need to and don't listen to the birds and the traffic and the wind and especially not trance music driving across country at 2 a.m. and hallucinating because you haven't slept in 36 hours it's incredible pleasure getting to that state on your way to no place in particular and don't ever get out of your head and enter the world of other bodies, mindless or mindful, both distrustful of words and appreciative of their usefulness in experiencing all that there is to experience.