Friday, October 15, 2010

For my FACEBOOK friends:

For Chrissakes, BUY this book, will you!
Or that one, Grasshopper!



Sheesh! What do I have to do, give you a discount as one of my FACEBOOK friends? Alright, then, I will! Steve Tills’ FACEBOOK friends get a $4.00 discount on any new theenk Books selection (IF you must, and if you can PROVE that you are one of my friends).

And I understand what it’s like to be poor. I just cashed out my IRA for $800.00 to pay the rest of the bill for the O P U L E N C E print run. And I have two dollars in my pocket, $2.05 in my Checking account, and $1.87 in my Savings account until next paycheck next Thursday on the 21st.

(Please do not worry about me, though. I can stop off at my parents house on the way home and borrow some money from them (probably, although they're in their 80s and on a fixed income. And my wife has probably $100.00 cash on her, probably, right Sweetheart? Yes? Honey, we do, right? Well, anyways, I'm going to get a Seasonal part-time job at UPS, also.)

2 comments:

richard lopez said...

hah, steve! i was just at spd website looking at farmer's book! i didn't know! it's brand new! yes, please. i'll take the two. hit me up with an email with your addy and i'll send you the dough.

Sarah Sarai said...

You are funny and noble.